when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.
thank you. thank you so much. so very very much. thank you.
So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”
If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does.
I don’t know anymore…
1) Sebastian Stan + Misha Collins
2) Chris Evans + Jensen Ackles
LOOK AT WHAT YOU’VE DONE!
thomas brodie-sangster through the years 2002-2014
This guy is 24 years old. In 2005 he was 15 and he looks 8.
omg i’m not the only person out there who ages ridiculously slow
there might be disney princess but this bitch is the queen
Holy shit I never thought of it like that.
have none of y’all played kingdom hearts
she is the queen of disney
^ you read my mind
What an actual Queen looks like.
me when someone tries to explain math
that comment is so accurate it hurts
Is this Canada? This seems like Canada.
This could have gone so wrong
Nothing goes wrong in Canada
Even if it did we all have free health care
this makes me so happy
HAS IT REALLY BEEN THAT LONG
numa numa era classic
lmao the kid in red cant even keep up with how nerdy he was as a child. dude in black is on point tho.
well holy shit
there is only two people on this earth that make those moves work for them
he needs to teach me his ways
how did steve and nat walk around that mall with just a hoodie and not get recognized i mean if i was in that mall i would have been like “do you smell that? i smell freedom. i smell steve rogers”
[eagle screeches in the background]
don’t blame women for the fact that someone they trusted betrayed them in such an intimate way
solidarity with my ladies
for real i’m so sick of everyone blaming women when their asshole partners share their PRIVATE, CONSENSUAL pictures with the public
THIS IS FOR EVERY GENDER
So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist
Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.
His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.
imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)
whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post